Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Seven Commandments of Mr Singh

  • Thou shalt not displease Sonia.
  • Thou shalt not displease the Left Front.
  • Thou shalt not test the limits of your powers.
  • Thou shalt focus on surviving a full 5-year term.
  • Thou shalt accommodate in the cabinet all criminals who can help this aim.
  • Thou shalt at the end of your regency hand over the reins to the true dynastic inheritors.
  • Thou shalt, meanwhile, be free to initiate policies that threaten neither the dynasty nor the coalition’s survival (such as improving relations with Pakistan and China, and organising buses to Muzzafarabad).

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1 comment:

silverine said...

And thou shall not reveal the PMOs weaknesses!