Toothpaste

I am using Dabur Red toothpaste these days.

Comments made by my flatmates :
Neeraj: "Its different. It makes me nostalgic"
and Smarty was his usual dumb self
"It will make your teeth shine, Wow!! so much foam."

Smarty deserves a midnight cold water bath and willl get it very soon.

But its going to make you feel nostalgic only when you have used Dabur Lal Dantmanjan when you were a kid.
Who can forget the classic ad associated with this product.

The middle aged Master-ji says "Bachchon yeh hai hamare danton ki banaawat. Raju tumhare daant to motiyon jaise chamak rahe hain"
And Raju replys "Kyon na hoon masterji, main dabur ka lal dantmanjan jo
istemal karta hoon"
Another smart-ass student follows up with "Aur Master-ji Aap ke daant?"
and then comes the jingle
"Danton ki kare hifajat moti sa chamkaye dabur laal dant manjan se mukhda khil khil jaye"

I cannot forget masterji's face in this ad and i cannot forget masterji's decaying teeth.
Wonder why they don't make such ads these days :(

Later they started showing a censored version of the ad where the "Aur Masterji, app ke dant?" part was cut because there was protest from Teachers Association.

Blabber

I am in the 'Free pool', a term some management guy
has invented in my company to replace the usual 'Bench'
which was invented by some other management guy in some
other company, or is that the same guy who has shifted
from the other company.

I think I am brain dead.

Now, what will happen if I tell this to some people
overhere? The very next moment sombody will crack a PJ.
'Oh!! Do you have any?'
That kills me. It really does. But sometimes its really
fun to crack such PJ and check out the reaction.
Scene 1:
If I do this to any of my friends then all I am going to get
is a cold stare and total silence or an occasional burp or at max
a @#$% off.
Scene 2:
A mix of dumb guys and some girls, even one will do. And I repeat
the act. Oh, Boy!! I don't want to talk about it anymore.

Whats going on in my mind, sneeeek preview:
Its soo boring
Kya aap close up karte hain
I'll attend the interview
I'll not attend the interview
Will it rain if I go to Nandi Hill on Sunday
Where will we go for lunch today
Somebody mail me
Where is Jaggi
Main Dabur ka Lal Dant Manjan istemaal karta hoon
Dell QuiteKey Keyboard, thats a lie, its not quite at all
Its a long post
Its my third post
Who will read this
Gogo need a goggle
Again I am bored
Bored....................................................