PJ Three

PJ festival

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven.They decide to play hide-n-seek.Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den.He is supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching.
Everyone starts hiding except Newton. Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100.

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's!! out!!"
Newton denies and says i am not out. He claims that he is not Newton.
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared. That makes me Newton per meter squared.
Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT"

PJ - Two

PJ festival

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

PJ - One

PJ festival

Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?



For the answer click comments.

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Daily one Show!!

Northward Ho!!

I will not think about my career and what I want to do in life.
I want to go home, I want to make a difference to my family.
I want to live for my people. Nothing else matters more than that.

Mama I am coming home.

Chicken who? Chicken Little

Time to be cute. Time to Stop being silly and being the Angry Young Man that I am.

Time to Stop stop stop...so many other stupid things.

Things are different and different for good. Chicken little is here for sometime and Daffy is going to be there with me all my life.

Its fun and I am loving it.

You Must Have: The WinAmp Skin here.

Life is beautiful

It is. It is.

Schadenfreude

If this word has any real life example.... it's here, it's here, it's here.

Thanks Reva, working under you was a blessing.

Is it really worth it?

In the morning mom cried over the phone. She said it's been a long time since she has seen me. She felt lonely, helpless,all alone and she cried.

Dadaji is suffering from memory loss. He is fighting a lonely battle in our village. He just can't let go. He has built everything from scratch and I can't ask him to leave it. Not that he will. But now at 80+ he is alone there with Dadi. Nobody to look after them.

Papa is not well, it frightens me to even think what will happen if he gets really sick. He live alone in that big flat and the only connection with me is that bloody phone line which sometime just does not work.

All of us have worked hard, I can say we have been morderately successful. We have three house, some farm land and we earn a more then decent sum every month.

But is it really worth it?

Light, bright light.

Ashes is over, I didn see much of it.
Sketch book is lying in the drawer.
Tennis.. all I can think of is to get my money back from the instructor.
Ten books waiting for me to pick them up and read.
Carrom board is all dusty.
Kites.. lets not talk about them.
Cricket..I have not played for one year.
Eyes are gone, back pain shuru ho raha hai, ghar jana hai....

But there is light at the end of the tunnel. Light, bright light.

India, Pakistan release prisoners.

Bole to

Rules to be strictly followed, starting today:

1. "Doosaron ke mamle mein apni lambi taang mat aadao."
2. "Phaltu ke judgmental comment mat pass karo."
3. "Jo karega wo bharega, leave it to them."

Bahut khana kha liya aaj.
Burp!!

Thoughtless

Ruthless, blackmailer, Got handles?
Confused..sad case.

War with Paikstan

Read more here.
And laugh your heart out here.

Hah!!

ThIrD laW oF tHeRmOdYaNaMiCs

Two people can't touch each other and simultaneously say
"Oh!! You are hot."

The passengers

Funny!!
Players who stepped in and out of the team over the last two years

Series	Season	Player(s)
India in Australia	2003-04	Sadagopan Ramesh, Deep Dasgupta
VB Series	2003-04	Amit Bhandari
India in Pakistan	2004	Ramesh Powar, Hemang Badani, Amit Bhandari
Videocon Cup in Netherlands	2004	Dinesh Karthik, Rohan Gavaskar
Champions Trophy	2004	Dinesh Kartick, Rohan Gavaskar
Australia in India	2004-05	(4th Test) Dheeraj Jadhav, Shib Sankar Paul
India in Bangladesh Tests	2004-05	Shib Sankar Paul, Gagandeep Singh
India in Bangladesh ODIs	2004-05	Sridharan Sriram, Joginder Sharma, Dinesh Mongia
Pakistan in India	2004-05	Sridharan Sriram (5th and 6th ODIs)
IndianOil Cup	2005	Jai P Yadav, Lakshmipathy Balaji

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Talk

So we have Google talk to talk about but I love this too.
Client side scripting has come a long way and I am stuck with it.

But its cool you see. You can do so much.