Jhalak dikhla jaa and constipation

Agar aap ko potty theeks se nahin ho rahi.

Agar aap roj subah bahut zor lagan ke baad bhi pet saaf na hone ki shikayat karte hain to Himesh Reshammiya Bhaiya ne bahut hi accha gana banaya hai.

Isko sun ne se potty acche se hogi.

English translation:

If you have constipation then you should listen to this song from Himshe Reshammiya.

Jhalak dikhla jaa

Jhalak dikhla jaa

Jhalak dikhla jaa

Jhalak dikhla jaa

Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aa ja

Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aa ja

Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aa ja

Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aa ja

Deedar ko tarse ankhiyan Na din guzre na kate ratiyan

Deedar ko tarse ankhiyan Na din guzre na kate ratiyan

Jhalak dikhla jaa

Jhalak dikhla jaa

Jhalak dikhla jaa

Jhalak dikhla jaa

Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aa ja

Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aa ja

Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aa ja

Change..

is the only constant.
A new look for the blog. Still lot of work before this template is perfect.

Daddu tum lift mein hote to kya hota?

First the disclaimer:
Even after studying in a Private English Medium school,mugging Rapidex English speaking course and having a Grandfather who was a double MA in English, I confess that sometimes when I speak in English "IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL".

But even with this low level of skill, I want to ridicule the lesser mortals.

Here are two samples-->

Scene One:
Location: Stuffy lift in my ofc
Time: 10:30 AM

Bald & fat Manager to his female team member : "You are not pushing for it these days"
Girl smiles.
Bald & fat Manager again : " I will push it for you"
Girl smiles again.

Please draw your own conclusions based on whatever you think the context was.For sanity sake I will assume that it was about late night conference calls.

Scene Two
Location: Stuffy lift in my ofc
Time: 7:30 PM

HR Girl to smart guy: "Hi !! How are you?"
Smart guy to HR girl: "Good."
Lift door opens.
Smart guy to HR girl: "I will catch you up."
HR Girl to smart guy: "Sure, bye!!"

Daddu tum lift mein hote to kya hota?

Happy holi

Hmmmm...so the terrorists blasted a few bombs in Varanasi.
My home town.

There are communal riots happening in places like Goa and Laddakh.


An ass of a leader is inciting people to kill a cartoonist.


All is not well.


But we know this is true -->


Happy holi!! :)