Around India in 9 Days

Bangalore--> H'Bad-->Kolkatta--> Jamshedpur-->Varanasi-->Obra-->Varanasi-->Delhi-->Bangalore

Thanks to my friends, my sister and buaji. It was one trip I will remember all my life.

Happy!!

Report card

A long as everything happens on a scale of ten,...

This is one example of where ass licking can take you. Pretty high. Sigh!!
Not that Manmohan Singh is a buddhu and that he is not a nice guy but still where he is, is all because of ass licking.

Picked from Indian Express

India should leave the UN

Rajeev, he does the same amount of research as Arun Shourie.
Read this article by him on why India should leave the UN.

FaithNews Network

Fuckers

Seven Commandments of Mr Singh

• Thou shalt not displease Sonia.
• Thou shalt not displease the Left Front.
• Thou shalt not test the limits of your powers.
• Thou shalt focus on surviving a full 5-year term.
• Thou shalt accommodate in the cabinet all criminals who can help this aim.
• Thou shalt at the end of your regency hand over the reins to the true dynastic inheritors.
• Thou shalt, meanwhile, be free to initiate policies that threaten neither the dynasty nor the coalition’s survival (such as improving relations with Pakistan and China, and organising buses to Muzzafarabad).

More details here.

Faith

n.
Confident belief in the truth, value, or trustworthiness of a person, idea, or thing.

And

the point of no return.

Phew!!

Evil as a robot can be

Your Deadly Sins

Wrath: 100%

Envy: 60%

Gluttony: 20%

Greed: 20%

Lust: 20%

Pride: 20%

Sloth: 20%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 37%

You will die, but first you will turn into an evil robot.

Exactly what I wanted to be.

Evil as a robot can be.

We are all actors

Read somewhere ..
No one means all he says,very few say all they mean and that which has been accepted by everyone is almost certain to be false.

Now think about the same from a darker perspective.
Think.
Got it? No. Fake it.

Mission Doddling

I like the word Doodling and the retro look of the ticker.

Eh!!

We Indians are the real embodiment of what Howard Roark stood for.
Indhividualism.

Be it walking on the road as if it’s your own courtyard.
or
Parking where you find it the most convenient
or
Spitting wherever and whenever you feel like doing it
or
Urinating in public places
or
Breaking the queue
or
eh endless.

It’s all about individual convenience. It’s good for me, I'll do it.
Others, who cares.

Postpone

If you can do something tomorrow, you must do it tomorrow.

China Pearl

If you love chinese food, then this is the place to visit.
On weekends you may have to wait for sometime before you get a seat.
.
.
Just came back from there.
Yum!!

Bored

This getting bored with everything is in itself very boring.

TP

v.

Stands for 'Time Pass'

In the hostel I never had free time because there was always TP to do.
Now I have free time and I have devoted it to removing all the green color from my blog.

Not that I don't like green, just that I had to do something for TP.

I like

This kind of wisdom.

I feel

Friends are just this.

in·sen·si·tive

Lacking in sensitivity to the feelings or circumstances of others; unfeeling.

I see

I salute

The hero.
Lt Gen J S Aurora

May be the bangladeshis should look back to those days. (Pictures of Bangaladesh Liberation war)

Right now for India, Bangaldesh is just another guilty neighbour.

Chicken anyone?

chick·en
n.
Slang. A coward.

adj.
Slang. Afraid; cowardly.

intr.v. Slang chick·ened, chick·en·ing, chick·ens
To act in a cowardly manner; lose one's nerve: chickened out at the last moment.

“To chicken out” means “to become scared and not want to do something”.

Hell, I hate chickens. I like eggs, with the sunny side up.

And yes the north-south divide does exist and I am experiencing it from unexpected quarters.